Protect your pension vote Labour
We guarantee to invest in weapons to defend your pension - weapons we will sell only to carefully selected psychopaths. We could sell to just anyone but that would be unethical so we choose the armed forces we know will use our weapons, thus keeping future order boooks full and your retirement secure.
Countries we export to include Indonesia Turkey and Zimbabwe so remember, an eviscerated indigenous native's napalmed blood and guts are a civilised pensioner's Tuscan tequila sunset
VOTE LABOUR OR CONSERVATIVE